i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tied me up with her honor cords...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize