you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
