I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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