I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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