gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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