I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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