problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
