I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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