hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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