Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Drake has all the answers
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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