I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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