We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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