Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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