Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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