We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So many bounce houses so little time
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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