In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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