google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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