hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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