Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you would pick up someone in the library
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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