I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...