How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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