ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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