I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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