Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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