thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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