Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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