My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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