that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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