How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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