Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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