If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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