apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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