I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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