they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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