So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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