I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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