I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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