Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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