why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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