Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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