It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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