I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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