I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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