So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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