We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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