Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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