rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
