Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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