i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.