after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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