Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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