South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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