Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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