Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Actions speak louder than pants.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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