I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We named our party play list daddy issues
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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