i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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