# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It's just like the Real World with babies
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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