Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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