quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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