It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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